My Thoughts On: Jazzpunk

Jazzpunk Is Weird

Sean knocks back a glass of his new favourite cocktail Vodkacetamol as he attempts to recollect exactly what he just played for the last few hours. His brain throbs will a dull ache. He can recall colours and sounds but very little else. He remembers pigeons and spray cheese and liberal use of floating text. His hands shake violently as he attempts to glean meaning from the intangible nothingness around him. He has just played Jazzpunk.

That may well be the most hilariously surreal three hours of my life. I cannot remember ever having played a game that strange before (except maybe The Wonderful End Of The World). Whatever the designers are on at Necrophone Games please can I have some? I’d love to make something like this!

Jazzpunk is an exploration of the surreal side of cyberpunk – exploring the craziness of matrix-esque worlds and virtual reality. You play as a secret agent called Polyblank who is tasked with a bunch of random espionage missions including:

  • Shooting pigeons with some kind of degaussing ray gun.
  • Stealing important data and documents from Russians.
  • Poisoning a guy with fugu-fish.
  • Saving the day from a guy who has an accent similar to mine.
  • Playing a ‘Marriage’ version of Quake.

It’s weird. Really, really weird. But its also really, really funny and quite engrossing considering how strange it is. There’s a tonne of little side missions and hidden bonuses that you might miss if you don’t explore the whole world – I know for a fact I’ve not seen everything based on the lack of achievements I managed to grab on my first play through (apparently I need to go talk to some cardboard boxes or something?). One thing that really made me laugh were the small mini games which pepper the world that parody other games: pizza zombies, car beat-em-up games and wedding-based FPSs which all made me laugh out loud.

I also really want to point out how much I liked the art style of the game. The simple models coupled with cartoonish textures and that tell-tale Unity stock cartoon outline shader looked awesome. The music was also pretty good – whacky and over the top at almost every point. I loved it!

One thing I will say though is that the price counts against it – I’ve bought things for far less that have had much longer shelf life. It isn’t worth it if you’re looking for a long-burning game, but if you’re just up for a surreal romp into a world that will constantly surprise you… then go for it – just make sure to medicate properly first.

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